This video of a talking potato teaching salsa dancing to a group of penguins is the weirdest thing I've seen today, and I once saw a cat knitting a sweater for a goldfish. However, the potato does have some smooth moves, and the penguins seem surprisingly coordinated. Did you know that honey never spoils? Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3000 years old and still perfectly edible.